BEER

IF "BEER" WERE A MEMBER 
OF THE FAMILY…



“BRAHMA” WOUD BE THE “WIFE” BECAUSE SHE IS THE NUMBER ONE!

“SKOL” WOULD BE THE “SECRET LOVER” BECAUSE SHE IS DELICIOUS!

“KAISER” WOULD BE THE “SON” BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GIVES HEADACHES”

“BAVARIA” WOULD BE THE “MOTHER-IN-LAW” BECAUSE IT’S A HARD TASK TO SWALLOW!

“SCHINCARIOL” WOULD BE THE “BROTHER-IN-LAW” BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES HIM, BUT EVERYBODY TAKES HIM TO BARBECUES.

“ITAIPAVA” WOULD BE THE “BITCH” BECAUSE ALL MEN LIKE HER BUT NONE ADMITS IN PUBLIC.

“HEINEKEN” WOULD BE THE “RICH COUSIN” BECAUSE EVERYBODY FEELS IMPORTANT WHEN HE IS AT THE TABLE!

“BOHEMIA” WOULD BE THE “GRANDMOTHER” BECAUSE EVERYBODY THINKS THAT SHE IS SWEET BUT AFTERWARDS COMPLAINS ABOUT HER.

“ANTÁRCTICA” WOULD THE “OLD AUNT” BECAUSE SHE USED TO BE GOOD!