A very attractive young woman and her grandmother
went to a General Practitioner.
We came for an exam, said the young woman.
All right, said the doctor. Go behind those curtains and take all your clothes off and I'll be with you in a second.
As matter of fact, it was my grandma who came for the exam and not me.
Well, the doctor said, ...turning to the old lady he continued...
Madam, stick your tongue out, please.
General Practitioner = Clínico Geral
curtains = cortina
take off = despir, retirar as roupas
Grandmother = grandma = avó
turning to = virando-se, dirigindo-se
stick...out = pôr para fora