WIDOW

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THE EFFICIENCY OF PORTUGUESE UNDERTAKER

An old lady has just become a widow and went to the funeral parlor to see how her husband was being prepared for the burial. The moment she sees the body, she begins to cry a lot.

The undertaker watching her crying begins to comfort her, but she says she is not crying over the loss of her husband but because of the suit he is wearing. She explains that her husband is dressed in a black suit and the desire of the deceased man had always been to be buried in a blue one.

The man explains that they traditionally dress deceased men in black suits, but he would do his best to meet the wishes of the deceased.

Half an hour later, the old lady returns to the funeral home to sees her husband and she starts crying again, but this time for joy. She sees her husband dressed in the most beautiful blue suit she has ever seen in her life.

The undertaker approaches her and asks:

- Is everything okay?

- Yes, yes! Wonderful! But where did you get a so beautiful suit so quickly?

 - Look ... after you left, another dead man was brought in to be prepared and he was your husband's size. He was wearing a blue suit. This widow was also sad because her husband always wanted to be buried in a black suit. *

The old lady then smiles at the man and he continues his explanation:

That  was very easy ...  I just swapped  the heads! 

GLOSSARY:

UNDERTAKER = AGENTE FUNERÁRIO

WIDOW = VIÚVA

FUNERAL PARLOR = AGÊNCIA FUNERÁRIA

BURIAL = ENTERRO

DECEASED = MORTO

DRESSED = VESTIDO, USANDO

SUIT = TERNO

BURY = ENTERRAR

SWAP = TROCAR