VIAGRA

AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR 
AND ASKED FOR A PRESCRIPTION OF VIAGRA.
THE DOCTOR SAID, "THAT'S NO PROBLEM. HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?"

THE MAN ANSWERED, "JUST A FEW, MAYBE 4, BUT CUT 
EACH ONE IN 4 PIECES."
THE DOCTOR SAID, "THAT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD."
THE OLD GENTLEMAN SAID, "THAT'S ALRIGHT. I DON'T 
NEED THEM FOR SEX ANYMORE, I AM 90 YEARS OLD. I JUST WANT IT TO STICK OUT FAR ENOUGH SO I DON'T PEE ON MY SHOES.

VOCABULARY:
ELDERLY = IDOSO
PRESCRIPTION = RECEITA MÉDICA
EACH ONE = CADA UM
WON'T DO ANY GOOD = NÃO VAI FUNCIONAR
STICK OUT = COLOCAR PARA FORA
FAR ENOUGH = DISTANTE O SUFICIENTE
PEE = URINAR