SINCERE WIFE

This woman is watching

a cooking show on TV,

when her husband unkindly asks her:

- Why are you watching this program

if you cannot cook well?

And she answers him with her usual frankness:

- You watch porn and I do not say anything!

GLOSSARY:
cooking show = programa de culinária
unkindly = indelicadamente
cannot = não sabe
cook = cozinhar
usual = comum
frankness = franqueza